Bodega and Blood

I was visiting my mom out of town this weekend and
while watching her 4 channel TV..yes 4 channels,
I saw this! 88| errr.... Rather,HEARD this!! 88|

I don't think I have ever in my life welcomed
the idea that a Guitar Center commercial was on
TV...
until this.

02.21.2012 • Welcome, Butch Walker, TV • PermalinkPermalink

“I shall not die of a cold. I shall die of having lived.”..no I'm pretty sure Im dying from cold...


You know the scene in A Christmas Carol where Bob Cratchit
is warming himself over one single candle? This is me at work.
FREEZING!!! Why do all offices have to come with a "freeze"
setting for employees? I can't even concentrate!!!!



02.15.2012 • Welcome, In real life, Workplace • PermalinkPermalink

All the dream quotes for this post sucked.


I had a dream last night that I was carpooling to work with Andy Griffith.
It wasn't this memory of Andy Griffith that filled my dream...

.....
It was this one:


He was driving and talking a lot and next thing I know
he drove us off a cliff but we were just suspended in
air talking about how he drove us off a cliff.

Yep..my dreams are made of GOLD I tell ya. GOLD!

02.13.2012 • Welcome, In real life • PermalinkPermalink

If death meant just leaving the stage long enough to change costume and come back as a new character...Would you slow down? Or speed up?

I'm pretty sure I danced and lip synched to this song about
1000 times when I was younger...and I wanted to be Whitney.

A small 12 year old white girl in 1987 from Phoenix can dream right?

R.I.P. Whitney. You made me smile many times.

02.12.2012 • Welcome, In real life • PermalinkPermalink

It's Not Your Time Yet




What I heard the other day when I thought I was dying
from a bad choice to cure a migraine. A golden doorway with
the brightest light and the words "it's not your time yet".

Life perspective altered...

02.8.2012 • Welcome, In real life • PermalinkPermalink

Hey Jude

Song in my head this morning.
I approve brain.
I approve.

And my view during the morning drive...


01.27.2012 • Welcome, In real life • PermalinkPermalink

You want to play the game, you'd better know the rules, love.

I found myself watching the 80s movie Deadpool with Clint
Eastwood. I also found myself making a list of reasons you should
watch this movie.
Is that sarcasm?
Yes.
Yes it is.

17 reasons to watch Deadpool...GO.

1. The Music
2. A list making serial killer who puts the words R.I.P.
next to his victims names after he kills them, efficient.
3. No one wears gloves when investigating the crime scene(s)
4. The killer only wears gloves when detonating a bomb...
from his car.
5. The MUSIC.
6. Old men in tennis shorts. No.
6. Liam Neeson's ponytail..and acting.
7. Hit men with semi automatics can't aim.
8. Jim Carrey (as a drug addict rock star)sings Welcome to the Jungle.
8. Guns n Roses at the funeral.
9. THE MUSIC.
10. The killer drives his own car and controls the
remote control RC bomb car during a high speed chase.
11. The suspension on Oldsmobile's is amazing.
12. Longest high speed chase of a remote control
RC bomb car and a cop car... ever.
13. The acting of everyone but Clint Eastwood.
14. Seriously....???? NO GLOVES!!!!!!????
15. Sigh..Dexter needs to take this killer out.
16. The police response to all things Harry Callahan.
17. The end credits music.
01.26.2012 • Welcome, Movies • PermalinkPermalink

Make.It.Stop.

:-/
The queen is not amused. Make.It.Stop.

01.19.2012 • Welcome, TV • PermalinkPermalink

OMG! Why are we having THAT for dinner?


*start valley girl voice here -->You are like going to cook for me like a short order cook
and I like dont have to lift a finger? You will even like do the dishes afterwards and I
can like go lay on the couch and not do anything? And if I dont like what you make,
you will still like make something tomorrow and I will still not like help with dishes
or cleaning up afterwards? My life is so like hard. I'm going on Tumblr to blog
about cats and LOLZ. <--end


01.13.2012 • Welcome, In real life • PermalinkPermalink

Randomness


Random thoughts..

*Why do Realtor's put their pictures on notepads?

*And why do the photos look like they are from the 80's?


*Why do the school janitors look like they just got out of prison?

*Suburban house moms conversations while they are waiting to pick up their kids.. WTF..Seriously?

*Who thought Russel Brand and Katy Perry were gonna grow old together, really?

*99% of Walmart customers need to learn how to walk with their cart in an aisle without blocking the whole EFFING aisle!!

I think they look alike.


The end.

01.10.2012 • Welcome, Fun, In real life • PermalinkPermalink

I had a dream...


Hello ABBA and the song that I NEVER listen to. Welcome to my head.
Its spacious, although cynical at times. I'm sarcastic
about 99% of the time and will probably talk to you about
your appearance in my head for the next day or so until you leave.

Enjoy.

01.5.2012 • Welcome, In real life, Music • PermalinkPermalink

Making a list..checking it twice...




The real countdown has begun...

12.21.2011 • Welcome, In real life • PermalinkPermalink

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